Maybe you are an old pro at Kidney Week. You are coming for your twelfth time. You have seen everything. Time to put that hard-earned cynicism to work. Play KidneyWk bingo and turn the conference into a competitive sport.

Or perhaps it's your first time. You are a fellow and a bit of a marine teleost fish out of water. Don't worry, KidneyWk bingo will guide you through the high points, low points, and recurrent tropes that define ASN Kidney Week.

The rules are simple. Keep the bingo board handy and when you see an item tweet it out with the hashtag #KidneyWkBingo. There are no winners, no losers, no prizes, just that knowing smirk 😏that you get when you are "in on the joke."